THE SMARTWATCH THAT HATES ME

I bought a smartwatch to be healthier. Big mistake. On day one, it buzzed and said: “You’ve been sitting for 4 hours. Are you alive?” The next day, it yelled “MOVE!” during a job interview. I tried to silence it, but it refused. prediksi sgp hari ini Worse, it shamed me for not sleeping enough. One night I stayed up watching Netflix,