The Smartwatch That Hates Me

The Smartwatch That Hates Me

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I bought a smartwatch to be healthier. Big mistake.

On day one, it buzzed and said:
“You’ve been sitting for 4 hours. Are you alive?”

The next day, it yelled “MOVE!” during a job interview. I tried to silence it, but it refused. prediksi sgp hari ini

Worse, it shamed me for not sleeping enough. One night I stayed up watching Netflix, and it wrote,
“Sleep: 2 hours. That’s not impressive, it’s alarming.”

Eventually, I took it off and left it in a drawer. I heard it buzz one last time. Probably calling me lazy.

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